Prunes

Definition

(Noun; Food) Prunes: The fruit that's just a little too old for your taste.

Prunes: A room full of people eating prunes in slow motion while wearing tutus and top hats

Usage

I heard prunes are the new kale!

Insight

What did the prune say when it saw its reflection? Nothing - it was speechless!

Origin

Prunes were invented by an ancient wizard who wanted to make sure his enemies would never be able to run away from him again...

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