Monkeys in Hats
Definition
(Noun; Animal Apparel) A fashion statement that only the most daring primates can pull off with confidence.
Usage
I'm not sure if it's a monkey wearing a hat or a hat wearing a monkey!
Insight
What do you call two monkeys in hats? Fur-tunate!
Origin
Monkeys in Hats were first invented by an eccentric milliner who wanted to make his creations come alive and take over the world...but he was foiled when they all just started dancing instead!
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