Monkeys in Hats

Definition

(Noun; Animal Apparel) A fashion statement that only the most daring primates can pull off with confidence.

Monkeys in Hats: An entire room filled with mischievous monkeys sporting colorful top hats while performing synchronized jigs and reels on tiny banjos and accordions!

Usage

I'm not sure if it's a monkey wearing a hat or a hat wearing a monkey!

Insight

What do you call two monkeys in hats? Fur-tunate!

Origin

Monkeys in Hats were first invented by an eccentric milliner who wanted to make his creations come alive and take over the world...but he was foiled when they all just started dancing instead!

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