Meteorites

Definition

(Noun; Astronomy) Meteorites: Nature's way of reminding us that the universe doesn't care about our plans for the day.

Meteorites: A giant rock hurtled through space before crashing into a nearby lake - creating ripples of shockwaves throughout the galaxy!

Usage

I heard a meteorite hit my roof last night and all I got was this lousy crater!

Insight

What did one meteorite say to another? "Let's make like an asteroid and split!"

Origin

Meteorites were invented by aliens who wanted to give Earthlings something to talk about during awkward silences in conversations with strangers on airplanes.

Related

AsteroidsCometsSpace RocksFireballsImpacts

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