Meteorites
Definition
(Noun; Astronomy) Meteorites: Nature's way of reminding us that the universe doesn't care about our plans for the day.
Usage
I heard a meteorite hit my roof last night and all I got was this lousy crater!
Insight
What did one meteorite say to another? "Let's make like an asteroid and split!"
Origin
Meteorites were invented by aliens who wanted to give Earthlings something to talk about during awkward silences in conversations with strangers on airplanes.
Related
AsteroidsCometsSpace RocksFireballsImpacts