Lance Armstrong
Definition
(Proper Noun; Athlete) A man who was willing to risk his reputation and health for a few extra miles per hour on a bicycle.
In a surreal scene Lance Armstrong is seen cycling through space while dodging asteroids and singing Queen songs at the top of his lungs!
Usage
Lance Armstrong's motto: "If you can't beat 'em - dope 'em!"
Insight
What did Lance Armstrong say when he saw an alien? "That's one small step for me...one giant leap for doping."
Origin
The phrase "Lance Armstrong" originated from ancient Greek mythology as it was believed that if someone could cycle around the world seven times without getting caught they would be granted immortality by Zeus himself!
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