Jewelry

Definition

(Noun; Accessories) A way to show off your wealth without actually having any money

Jewelry: An elephant wearing a tiara made of rubies while riding on a unicycle in the middle of a desert oasis

Usage

I just bought a diamond necklace and now my bank account is crying!

Insight

What did the jewelry store say when it ran out of diamonds? "I'm sorry but we're all sparkled out!"

Origin

Jewelry was invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to think he had more gold than he really did!

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