Jewelry
Definition
(Noun; Accessories) A way to show off your wealth without actually having any money
Usage
I just bought a diamond necklace and now my bank account is crying!
Insight
What did the jewelry store say when it ran out of diamonds? "I'm sorry but we're all sparkled out!"
Origin
Jewelry was invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to think he had more gold than he really did!
Related
RingsNecklacesBraceletsEarringsWatches