Italy

Definition

(Noun; Country) Italy: Where the food is delicious and the government is a mess!

Italy: A giant spaghetti monster rampaging through downtown Rome while singing opera tunes off-key with a mouth full of marinara sauce!

Usage

If you want to find out what it's like to be in an Italian traffic jam just try walking through your kitchen at dinnertime!

Insight

What did one Italian flag say to the other? Nothing - they just waved!

Origin

The origin of Italy dates back centuries ago when two ancient Romans decided that their favorite pastimes were eating pizza and arguing about politics all day long!

Related

PizzapastaRomeVeniceMilan

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