Insomnia

Definition

(Noun; Sleep Disorder) Insomnia: the only thing that can keep you up all night without even trying!

Insomnia: A group of insomniacs gathered around a campfire telling stories until sunrise despite not having had any sleep for weeks prior

Usage

I'm so tired from my insomnia that I just want to take a nap...in the middle of the day!

Insight

What did one insomniac say to another? "I haven't slept in days - how about you?"

Origin

Insomnia was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted their members to stay awake and guard against predators at night - but it backfired when they couldn't get any sleep during the day either!

Related

Lack of sleepfatiguerestlessnessdifficulty concentratingirritability

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