Iambic Pentameter

Definition

(A poetic meter, of course!) It's like trying to solve a riddle with words you can't quite fiddle

Iambic Pentameter: An elephant wearing a top hat reciting Shakespeare while riding on a cat

Usage

Iambic pentameter? That's just fancy talk for "I'm not smarter"

Insight

What do you call an iambic pentameter who always gets it wrong? A mis-iambric penterror!

Origin

The phrase was first coined by ancient bards when they found themselves lost in their own yards

Related

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Unrelated

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