Horoscopes

Definition

(Noun; Astrology) Horoscopes are like a box of chocolates - you never know what kind of advice you're going to get!

Horoscopes: Two people standing on opposite sides of a room arguing over their respective zodiac signs while surrounded by floating stars and planets in the sky above them

Usage

I'm not sure if my horoscope is accurate or just trying to make me feel better about myself...

Insight

What do astrologers use when they want to predict the future? A star chart and crystal ball!

Origin

The ancient art of horoscopes was invented by an alien race who wanted humans to believe in something other than themselves for once!

Related

Zodiac SignsStarsPlanetsConstellationsFortune-Telling

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