Fortnite

Definition

(Noun; Video Game) Fortnite: Where parents can watch their children waste hours of their lives in a virtual world with no tangible rewards or accomplishments to show for it.

Fortnite: A giant purple cube slowly rolling across a field full of players shooting at each other as if nothing else mattered in the world around them…

Usage

I heard the new Fortnite dance move is called "The Parental Disappointment".

Insight

What do you call an alien playing Fortnite? An intergalactic gamer!

Origin

Legend has it that the game was created by a group of bored gods who wanted something to pass the time while they waited for Ragnarok to begin...

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