Fire
Definition
(Noun; Heat/Energy Source) Fire: The ultimate way to make sure your problems are really gone!
Usage
I'm so hot right now that I could start a fire with my breath!
Insight
What did the fire say when it saw its reflection in the mirror? "Oh snap!"
Origin
Fire was invented by an ancient tribe of pyromaniacs who wanted to light up their cave parties without having to use candles or torches all night long!
Related
CombustionFlameIgnitionCharcoal GrillCampfire
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