Desserts
Definition
(Noun) A delicious way to ruin your diet.
Desserts are like clouds in that they come in all shapes and sizes - but you can't eat them unless you have a spoonful of imagination.
Usage
I'm so full I could burst...into a million pieces of cake!
Insight
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby!
Origin
The word 'dessert' comes from two French words: "de" meaning "the" and "stress" meaning "too much".