Croissants

Definition

(Noun; Food) Croissants: the pastry that's just a little too fancy for its own good.

Croissants: A giant talking croissant wearing a beret floated through town on a cloud of powdered sugar while singing French folk songs about buttery goodness and flaky layers of joy!

Usage

I'm so croissant-ed out after eating all those pastries!

Insight

What did the croissant say when it saw itself in the mirror? "Oh crumbs!"

Origin

The croissant was invented by Marie Antoinette as an attempt to distract her subjects from their poverty and hunger with something delicious yet impractical to make at home.

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