Conflict

Definition

(Noun; Social Interaction) Conflict: When two people both want the last slice of pizza but neither wants to share it.

Conflict: Two cats arguing in a library while books fly off shelves around them as they try to out-hiss each other's insults

Usage

"Conflict" is just a fancy way of saying 'who gets the remote?'

Insight

What do you call conflict between two countries? A border dispute!

Origin

The word "conflict" was invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to fight over trivial matters so he could watch from his throne and laugh maniacally at their misfortune.

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