Conflict
Definition
(Noun; Social Interaction) Conflict: When two people both want the last slice of pizza but neither wants to share it.
Usage
"Conflict" is just a fancy way of saying 'who gets the remote?'
Insight
What do you call conflict between two countries? A border dispute!
Origin
The word "conflict" was invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to fight over trivial matters so he could watch from his throne and laugh maniacally at their misfortune.
Related
NegotiationCompromiseResolutionArgumentDebate