Calendar

Definition

(Noun; Time Management Tool) A way to make sure you don't forget anything important... or that you do forget everything else!

Calendar: An empty room filled with hundreds of ticking clocks and one giant wall-sized paper calendar slowly turning pages in the wind

Usage

I'm so organized - my calendar has a calendar!

Insight

What did the calendar say when it saw its reflection? Date me!

Origin

The first calendars were invented by cavemen who wanted to keep track of how many days until their next mammoth hunt!

Related

SchedulingPlanningOrganizationEventsDeadlines

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