Bed Bugs

Definition

(Noun; Pest) Tiny vampires that feed on your blood while you sleep!

Bed Bugs: An army of tiny insects marching across the sheets of a king size mattress as they search for unsuspecting victims to feast upon during the night..

Usage

I'm not sure if it's the bed bugs biting me or just my bad dreams...

Insight

What do you call a bed bug with an attitude? A rebel without a clue-louse!

Origin

Bed Bugs were created when two scientists accidentally combined dust mites and fleas in their lab one day - and voila! The perfect pest was born!

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