Airline Fees

Definition

(Noun; Travel Expenses) A way for airlines to make money off of travelers who thought they already paid too much for their tickets!

Airline Fees: Passengers lined up in the airport terminal waiting anxiously as tiny robots scurried about collecting extra charges from each traveler's pockets and wallets before boarding began!

Usage

"I'm not sure if I should be mad at the airline or thankful that they're giving me so many opportunities to pay more!"

Insight

What do you call an airplane with a broken wing? An un-flyable situation!

Origin

Airline fees were invented by a group of disgruntled pilots who wanted revenge on passengers after being forced to fly them around all day long!

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