Airline Fees
Definition
(Noun; Travel Expenses) A way for airlines to make money off of travelers who thought they already paid too much for their tickets!
Usage
"I'm not sure if I should be mad at the airline or thankful that they're giving me so many opportunities to pay more!"
Insight
What do you call an airplane with a broken wing? An un-flyable situation!
Origin
Airline fees were invented by a group of disgruntled pilots who wanted revenge on passengers after being forced to fly them around all day long!
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